A Cat Had So Much Sex In One Night It Needed A Glucose Drip To Recover
(Daily Mail) – A cat has been left needing a glucose drip after it mated with at least five females in one night when he was let out of his cage by pet hotel staff.
Xiaopi the Russian Blue was left at the hotel by his owners, Mr and Mrs Zhao, in Guangdong Province in South China.
Mr Zhao said that he had specifically told the business that Xiaopi had not been neutered.
Mr Zhao wrote on social media to say: ‘I thought they’d be professional, but the staff member didn’t feed Xiaopi during the day and let him out to roam freely at night. That’s right, all the cats were free to walk around the shop and then the employee went home.
‘Between around 10.40pm and 5am, my cat mated with five female cats. And those are only the ones I could see in the CCTV footage.’
Mr Zhao claims that the pet hotel staff then blamed him for the incident and complained that some of the cat owners weren’t planning on having kittens.
The Wilt Chamberlain of cats. The Jordan Flu game of feline sexual conquests. Putting numbers on the board and getting carried out of the stadium on his teammate’s shoulder after leaving it all out on the playing field.
And, much like Wilt’s 100 point night – there’s already a dispute about what kind of numbers Xiaopi put up in this hotel. People are saying the cameras weren’t rolling so how do we know what kind of stats to trust here. Well, not people, just his owner Mr. Zhao. Mr. Zhao has VERY much checked these tapes. He’s watched this cat fuck no less than FIVE random harlots over a 6+ hour span and really his only complaints appear to be a lacking of camera angles and that the staff didn’t feed his cat his pregame feast. Which is fair. Who knows what the final tally this tabby could have put up had he been fed and had all his nutrients. I’d wager at least a baker’s dozen had the playing conditions been up to Xiaopi’s standards.